nerd-flirt:

The idea to ask you out came to me a in a dream. I was naked. You would’ve loved it.
See more Vampire Diaries pick up lines [here].

nerd-flirt:

The idea to ask you out came to me a in a dream. I was naked. You would’ve loved it.

See more Vampire Diaries pick up lines [here].

Damon in the 70s → requested by bealright-delena

"Find someone who will tremble for your touch, someone whose fingers are a poem."

Janet FitchWhite Oleander

kvotheunkvothe:

salt-and-pepper-panda:

leviahthan:

is anyone going to tell him there are no blades on that lawnmower

shhhhh how many times do you think a winchester has mowed a lawn shhhhhhh

You’ll also notice his lawn doesn’t especially need to be mowed.

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit.

insomniacshead:


"Ice circles," a rare natural phenomenon that occurs in slow moving water in cold climates. They are thin and circular slabs of ice that rotate slowly in the water.
Gary Lane

I gotta see this in person

insomniacshead:

"Ice circles," a rare natural phenomenon that occurs in slow moving water in cold climates. They are thin and circular slabs of ice that rotate slowly in the water.

Gary Lane

I gotta see this in person

(Source: vvolare)

reallylameblog:

paradisaic:

wethatkindoforc:

So my cat is sleeping between my legs and then this happened and I laughed so hard he woke up.

that’s a potato

Your cat looks like an uncooked chicken

missmollypond:

GUYS GUYS GUYS

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY WAS LITERALLY WRITTEN BY A FEMALE ROCKET SCIENTIST

SHE’S THE FIRST WOMAN TO EVER WRITE A MARVEL MOVIE

WHY IS THIS NOT GETTING TALKED ABOUT

insomniacshead:


"Ice circles," a rare natural phenomenon that occurs in slow moving water in cold climates. They are thin and circular slabs of ice that rotate slowly in the water.
Gary Lane

I gotta see this in person

insomniacshead:

"Ice circles," a rare natural phenomenon that occurs in slow moving water in cold climates. They are thin and circular slabs of ice that rotate slowly in the water.

Gary Lane

I gotta see this in person

(Source: vvolare)

eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it